I made myself a fan page on facebook. Because I’m just cool like that.
The most awesome thing since sliced bread.
Now. All of you please go click the little fan button, then whore me out to your friends on Facebook so I can become super popular in life. I was a nerd in high school, so this is really my way of getting back at all the bastards back then who thought I was a loser.
I’LL SHOW YOU WITH MY LOVE OF WORDS!! *fist-shake*
And no. This will not be anti-productive. So fuck you for thinking so.

"In Mike We Trust"?
I think I may make one too now that I'm blogging my face off.