The following is an excerpt from a series of short stories. Mostly because I was asked to show off a little bit of something fictional I’ve written. So. Phil. Here you go. Enjoy.
Flying first class was pretty nice, I decided, as a rather sexy stewardess walked by with a champagne bottle, checking with us to see if we wanted refills.
We were on our way back from Hawaii, where I’d won the American Dream and Fisher had retained his Television title. Both of us had decided we needed to celebrate a bit, so rather than head straight home, it was time
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“I want to be your last first kiss.” – Anberlin
I’ve listened to this song over and over again. Heard the lyrics. Applied them to girls. Showed the song to different girlfriends, and prospective girlfriends, but tonight’s the first time I think I’ve ever really sat and thought about the weight of being someone’s “last first kiss.”
Think about it. You see a girl (or guy) across the room. She’s gorgeous. You can’t stop looking at her. Eventually you stir up the courage to go over and talk with her. If you’re lucky some flirtatious banter ensues. You might even get
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I’m not political. I don’t have many opinions on a lot of things that involve our President, I basically just shut my eyes and hope to God that he doesn’t get our country blown up.
But this, was funny. I mean, c’mon. Good ole’ Dubya looming over your heads? That’s pretty fantastic.
Let the political comment war begin!
I made myself a fan page on facebook. Because I’m just cool like that.
The most awesome thing since sliced bread.
Now. All of you please go click the little fan button, then whore me out to your friends on Facebook so I can become super popular in life. I was a nerd in high school, so this is really my way of getting back at all the bastards back then who thought I was a loser.
I’LL SHOW YOU WITH MY LOVE OF WORDS!! *fist-shake*
And no. This will not be anti-productive. So fuck you for thinking so.
Read This.
Read the the article above. Then proceed to let your jaw drop to the floor in amazement, as did mine. Seriously? A ban on divorce? I’m not exactly sure what anyone is thinking on this one. California is slowly becoming one of the worst states to live in. And what’s their governor doing about it?
Filming a new movie. Brilliant. I’m going to laugh when eventually the rest of the United States decide to just oust California from the country because of their stupidity. Am I alone in this mindset? Should I have some life changing, proverbial
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Um, I’m pretty sure I’d wet myself if I was the mother/father of this child. Thank God everyone ends up ok.
Wow.
So, here’s the deal. Some of you know that I played a concert series a few months back with Shawn Barrowes (a very talented singer/songwriter). Well, I’ve been asked to play again on November 10th (which is a Tuesday) and this is my dilemma.
He’s asked that I bring a decent group of people to watch, and I’d like to follow through with that, so I’m posing a question to all you Utahns out there.
Should I play? Or should I just ditch out on it. If I play, I need to have at least 15 or more people show up.
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First: Go to the link below and watch the video.
VIDEO: Forget drugs, Wii is the new addiction of America!
Ok, so now that we’ve all done that…
WTF?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I’m not an avid news watcher, but this happened to be in the background while I was eating dinner last night, and I laughed out loud. Literally. LOL’d. So, naturally I decided to share it with all (3) of you.
My initial thought when I saw this was “Seriously? What a bunch of dumb cops!”
Then my brain switched into “idea” mode. I mean, I don’t use drugs, but if I did, I’d take
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