I officially hate writers block. I hate it so much so that I decided that it deserved it’s own post. I’m going to write as much as I possibly can about how much I loathe not being able to come up with anything creative to write. I’ve been staring at a blank screen all-weekend, and yet anytime I try to write anything, it just comes out looking repetitive, redundant, and the same.

SEE?!

My least favorite advice for how to overcome writers block?

“Just write.”

….WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I’M TRYING TO DO?! I suppose I’m a bit of a

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Getting complimented always feels good. I mean, seriously, who doesn’t like having someone tell them they rule, or are pretty (yes, even men like to be called pretty even though none will ever admit it) or anything of that sort. But being compared to an all-star, or famous influential person…well. You’ve essentially just been given the Nobel Peace Prize of compliments.

For example:

Phil Villarreal: Are you a football fan?

Mikey: Yep. Eagles fan.

Phil Villarreal: Remember Bo Jackson?

Mikey: Yea.

Phil Villarreal: That’s what you’re doing. You are on one of Bo’s incredible runs.

Mikey: Hahaha. Let’s hope I can ride this shit as hard

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Max Hall released the following statement

“I want to take the opportunity to clarify and apologize for a few of my remarks after the game yesterday.

Last year at RES my family was spit on, had beer dumped on them, and were physically assaulted on several occasions. They had to endure extremely vile comments personally attacking my wife, my mother, other family members, and our religion. They had to be escorted to their car by local police.

As a result of what happened to my family last year this rivalry became personal, and in the heat of the moment yesterday I made comments

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Ok, so I hate these lists usually, but I really did laugh at these. So, for your viewing enjoyment.

Lol.

“63 true things”

1. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. I don’t understand the purpose of the line, “I don’t need to drink to have fun.” Great, no one does. But why

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Holy Hell!

Ok. Now there’s two things about this article that will stand out to you if you pay attention. But, seeing as most of you live in a “twitter” world where everything is in 140 letter tidbits, I’ll break it down for you.

1.) 19 pound baby to an indian woman?! HOLY JEEZ!
2.) The notion that if you’re pregnant, you can have sex with no protection because “I can’t get pregnant” has just been blown to pieces.

Thanks a lot lady. You’ve just ruined men’s lives forever.

Something new I’m going to attempt to do. Essentially before I leave work every day, or before 5 P.M. (MST) I’ll post a link, video, clip, or even just random quote from a person, or just me to end your day.

Sound fun?

Inaugural tidbit:

Flavored Tobacco Ban

Obama bans flavored cigarettes, cigars, wraps, shisha, etc.

How does this make you feel???